Friday, December 7, 2007

Scrooge is Dead! Long live Scrooge!

Next week, our Middle School and Elementary School students will join forces to perform A CHRISTMAS CAROL CARD COLLECTION--an update of Dickens' Scrooge story by yours truly, complete with bad puns, rhyming replacements for Scrooge's ghost friends (posts of Christmas instead of ghosts of Christmas), true spiritual conversion to Christ, traditional and contemporary Christmas music (including a new piece written specially for the program by one R. Jay Sappington), and a special guest appearance by Laurel and Hardy.
In the rehearsal pictured above, Scrooge is rudely refusing Laurel and Hardy's request for a donation to their charity, NICKELS BY NICHOLAS, which is sponsoring a Christmas dinner for those who have fallen on HARD TIMES.

"We have GREAT EXPECTATIONS of you," says Oliver.

"You won't FIELD one COPPER from me!" scowls Scrooge, ushering them out the door.

"That was a nasty turn," Oliver comments as they leave.

"It certainly was an unexpected TWIST, OLIVER," Stan replies.